10. With karaoke, you can be sure that you can always find a "singer" worse than you!

9. You don't have to feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing a duet with you!

8. When you sing karaoke, it is "O.K." and "Encouraged" to have multiple partners!

7. It really is "O.K." to sing with your sister!

6. With karaoke, you never, ever have to worry about forgetting the lyrics!

5. It's "O.K." and sometimes "Encourged" to drink to much to sing karaoke!

4. It's "O.K." to sing karaoke in front of your neighbors!

3. You will never feel uncomfortable that your parents sing karaoke!

2. With karaoke, no one will ever complain about the size of your microphone!

And The #1 Reason Why Karaoke Is Better Then Sex...

1. NO ONE EVER COMPLAINS ABOUT A 3-MINUTE KARAOKE PERFORMANCE!